Let's do some in-depth analysis. On one hand, you have people hitting each other with the violence of a car crash on every snap, risking mangled limbs and dead brain cells. On the other, you the cutest animals in world hopping around—causing no harm to anyone. The choice is pretty obvious.
No one gets hurt at the Puppy Bowl. Nobody is scrutinized at the Puppy Bowl. No one kneels during the national anthem at the Puppy Bowl. What does happen is the number of euthanized animals drops and people are treated to man's most loyal companions having fun. Animal Planet's Puppy Bowl is as close to universal enjoyment as you can get.