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Bigger dumpster fire: New York Giants or Fyre Fest?

After trading away Odell Beckham Jr., letting Landon Collins go, and getting stuck with Eli Manning, New York Giants fans are in their feelings. Anger, frustration, and hysteria are emotions being expressed on social media as the team is getting a lashing from media, fans and the opposition. Many are saying the Giants are now the worst franchise in the league. But are they a bigger catastrophe than the disastrous Fyre Fest?  What do you think? 🏈

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Bigger dumpster fire: New York Giants or Fyre Fest?
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Let's run down on some of the great moves the Giants have done in recent weeks:

  • Retained 38-year-old Eli Manning who takes up $23,200,000 in cap space.
  • Let Pro-Bowl safety Landon Collins walk.
  • Traded away Odell Beckham Jr. after giving him a contract extension that paid him $65 million guaranteed.

Does this sound like a well-run franchise? The Giants are a joke and everyone is letting them know it.

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Also, here's a counter-argument: what if Fyre Fest was actually a success? If that statement rings true, then the Giants are clearly the winner of the dumpster fire sweepstakes.

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As bad as the Giants are, they never housed the team in FEMA-like tents or had their players peeing on beds to reserve said tents. They were never promised fine cuisine only to get two pieces of bread with two slices of cheese. They also never had a crisis where they asked one of their employees to perform a sexual act to keep the organization afloat.

The Giants are a disaster, but nothing on Fyre Fest's level.

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Also, the true mark of failure is a documentary or docuseries. We love the swim in the misery of others. Fyre Fest got not one, but two documentaries! Whereas the Giants are unlikely to make HBO's "Hard Knocks" with OBJ gone. Why? Because there's nothing interesting about a competent organization.

FINAL RESULTS
Sports
Bigger dumpster fire: New York Giants or Fyre Fest?
A festive crown for the winner
#GiantsAreGarbage
#FyreFestWorse