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Indeed, one of the most pressing questions of our time. Mike Tyson, hater of ears and lover of pigeons, gets a call one day after doing that stint on Shark Week and asks if he’d be down to take down a shark for realsies. Feasible? Not really. But are we going to roll with it? You bet your bottom dollar on it. Tyson has proved himself as the ultimate apex predator on land, but going against the apex predator of the sea? Who could possibly win?

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We’ve already asked if Mike Tyson could hold his own against a tiger, and, honestly, he probably could. In all honesty, however, Tyson is far better suited for a match against a shark. Think about it—a perfectly-made biped fighting machine against a perfectly-made fighting machine with a fin. It’s almost as beautiful as Cheez-It-eating Ruiz beating wonderfully chiseled Joshua against all odds. 

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The advantage that Tyson has against a shark is the spite. All sharks want to do is attack to hurt; there’s no emotion behind their motives. Tyson’s drive is all about the rage, and even against ol’ Jaws, he’ll definitely take home the title (whatever that title may be…). 

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We do not deny that Mike Tyson could put up a fight. We also do not deny the fact that sharks are so perfect a killing machine that evolution hasn’t touched them for thousands of years. Both those things being said, who do you think would realistically win in a fight, not just in a ring but just in life? Yeah—we’re thinking the shark.

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Sure, Mike Tyson’s got the drive to spitefully bite off someone’s ear. A shark can aim for the ear and end up biting off someone’s head. So, Mike, please, we’re begging you—just throw in the towel on this one. Your odds don’t look good. 

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