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Jeff Bozo or Rocket Man: What's Trump's best nickname?

Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos released a statement on Medium accusing the National Enquirer of blackmailing him to convince him to make statements denying any ties between the Trump administration and the tabloid. President Trump took to his favorite outlet to pop off for a bit, referring to Bezos and "Jeff Bozo," an exciting entry into his pantheon of nicknames. Trump's previous best nickname—Little Rocket Man Kim Jong-Un—has the power to potentially start a nuclear war. But is Bozo possibly better?

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"Jeff Bozo" is brilliant in its simplicity. It's like a William Carlos Williams poem. Maybe these minimal words mean nothing or maybe they mean everything, my dude just think about it. Trump's best nicknames are the ones that seem like a 9-year-old came up with them. But a 9-year-old didn't come up with them–a 72-year-old who considers himself a genius did. It honestly takes your breath away a little. Jeff Bozo, wow, how did I not think of that? 

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Little Rocket Man has an added layer of terrifying real-world danger. This man is trying to make NUCLEAR BOMBS not irresistible pop hits, it's probably best not to push him too much. What a fun, zesty, added spice to the nickname! What is Jeff Bezos going to do about his nickname? Write another Medium article? Whatever. Kim Jong-Un is going to get pissed and finally make a rocket that can make it past the launch pad. A good nickname is one that could potentially start World War 3. 

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Jeff Bozo or Rocket Man: What's Trump's best nickname?
A festive crown for the winner
#TeamBozo
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