Marco Rubio vs. Alex Jones: Who are you rooting for?
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Marco Rubio vs. Alex Jones: Who are you rooting for?

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Sen. Marco Rubio and professional conspiracy theorist Alex Jones almost came to blows after a Senate Intelligence Committee hearing on possible bias from tech companies. Jones confronted Rubio during a press huddle, eventually patting Rubio on the shoulder, leading to the senator warning Jones he would "take care of you myself." The confrontation between one of the Senate's most disliked members and the nation's most reviled conspiracy theorist has lead many on the Internet to wonder, who are we even rooting for? 

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Jones was attending the hearings to "face his accusers," the tech companies that have removed him from their platforms for violating their usage rules when he accosted Rubio in the hallway.

It was a wild moment.

They really are both pretty bad.

The scales almost tilt towards Marco Rubio, because he hasn't harassed the families of dead children....

Until you remember Rubio told the families of dead children he would not stop taking money from the NRA and we're back to not rooting for anyone.

Why not vote instead for this incredibly cute puppy?! It just wants to play with you and would never peddle conspiracy theories for money! Vote for the puppy!

But then out of nowhere here comes this big ole fat fluffy weasel! Who knew fat weasels could be so cute? Certainly not me! 

This fat weasel would never agree to take money from the NRA, an organization that consistently puts their special interests before the lives of children! What a choice you have to make between this cute puppy and this adorable fat weasel!

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