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Miranda Priestly (Meryl Streep) made girls under the age of 30 want white hair. That’s how iconic she is—her demeanor, her voice, her style. Sure, she’s as cold as ice, but there are certain positions in some industries that require you to be hard and impersonal. Fashion is certainly one of them, and Miranda absolutely thrives in that world.

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Working for Miranda Priestly won’t exactly be a walk in the park. In fact, it’ll probably be more like walking on coals with bare feet in August in the Sahara—which is why, should you eventually get on her good side, you’ll know you’ve impressed one of the most impressive people on the planet. If not, well, at least your makeover sequence’ll be banging. 

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Going to the dentist is never fun. That is, unless, your dentist happens to be Dr. Julia Harris. As played by Jennifer Aniston in the comedy “Horrible Bosses,” Dr. Harris is a successful female dentist that knows how to keep those whites pearly. She also seems like she’d be cool to work with, if, you know, she’s not sexually attracted to you. 

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See, the thing about Julia is that she’s aggressively (understatement) sexual. In the first “Horrible Bosses,” she puts poor Charlie Day into a corner by giving him an ultimatum—do the dirty, or she lies and tells his fiancé they’ve had an affair. Is it fair? Nah. But that’s life, kid. 

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