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Who was worst dressed at the Golden Globes?
#NicoleKidmanFAIL
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#SJParkerFAIL

Despite highly paid stylists, weeks of preparation, and access to the most elite designers in the world, some stars still manage to show up at Golden Globes looking like trash. Nicole Kidman's deconstructed 'Tin Man' dress resembled something Galadriel would have rejected as too fussy, whereas Sarah Jessica Parker looked like a Renaissance bride who'd decided to sport a cheap comforter. But who wore it worse?

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Who was worst dressed at the Golden Globes?
#NicoleKidmanFAIL
#SJParkerFAIL
#SJParkerFAIL

Perez Hilton was not down with SJP's bridal-esque Vera Wang ensemble:

Doing her best Here Comes The Bride while...wearing a braided crown and smokey makeup, the glam did not work with the frock full of shoulder cleavage and odd bodice detailing. Utterly disappointing from the fashion icon. Sadly, she could be our worst dressed of the evening.
#NicoleKidmanFAIL

Yeah, it's Alexander McQueen and Nicole is statuesquely gorgeous.  But those droopy shoulders are just depressing. The spangled shredded glove things would've worked great if Kidman was performing at an ice dancing competition, but here they just look tacky and cheap.

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The Fug Girls called Kidman's dress "bizarre" and openly wondered if it was a choice made to distract people from the rumors about her breakup with Keith Urban: 

"Did she pick something so hideous to make sure people had something else about which to whisper?"
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#SJParkerFAIL

ET Online put Parker on their worst-dressed list, saying "We were sadly disappointed by this dramatic white number. The sleeves is where this dress took a major turn for the worst." We would add eye makeup that looks like it was applied with a ladle, weird pointless reverse wizard's sleeve gloves, and the cheap down comforter skirt.

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FINAL RESULTS
Entertainment
Who was worst dressed at the Golden Globes?
#NicoleKidmanFAIL
A festive crown for the winner
#SJParkerFAIL