Which Christmas song is most depressing? | The Tylt

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Which Christmas song is most depressing?
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A festive crown for the winner
#TheChristmasShoes

For most depressing Christmas song, it's hard to outdo John Denver's 1973 tear-in-your-eggnog "Please Daddy (Don’t Get Drunk This Christmas),” in which an 8-year-old begs his father to not pass out under the Christmas tree. But 2010's "The Christmas Shoes" might actually be worse: Patton Oswalt called this tragic tale of a kid trying to buy shoes for his dying mother "the most horrific Christmas song" ever written. Which is more depressing? Vote below! 😢 🎄

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Which Christmas song is most depressing?
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For sheer dysfunction, it's hard to get worse than a third-grader watching his father pass out under the Christmas tree while his mom cries. This poor kid needs Al-Anon for Christmas.

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But The Christmas Shoes" is its own brand of depressing terribleness: at least John Denver song didn't inspire a 2002 Rob Lowe TV movie. Rich Cromwell of The Federalist puts it on his all-time top 10 worst list:

The psychotically schmaltzy schlock favorite conjures images of a kid without enough money to buy shoes for his dying mother because he wants her “to look beautiful, if she meets Jesus tonight.”
FINAL RESULTS
Which Christmas song is most depressing?
#DontGetDrunkThisXmas
A festive crown for the winner
#TheChristmasShoes
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