These two Christmas carols seem designed to suck all the joy from the season. "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" warns children "You better watch out/You better not cry/" because you're being spied on by St. Nick (he sees you when you're sleeping!). No wonder little kids cry on Santa's lap! But Patton Oswalt called "The Christmas Shoes," a hymn to a penniless urchin trying to buy shoes for his dying mother "the most horrific Christmas song" ever written. Which is worse? Vote below! 😢 🎄
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