Who would you turn up with: Lizzo or Rihanna? | The Tylt
Who would you turn up with: Lizzo or Rihanna?
Our Lord and Savior Lizzo is having a moment and hopefully it’ll last forever. Born in Detroit but mostly based in H-Town, Ms. Melissa Viviane Jefferson studied the classics while building up her burgeoning rap career. Actually, she almost quit music entirely. Then her stars aligned, and we’ve been continually blessed with one beat after another.
Lizzo’s also that friend that’ll talk you up no matter what. Need her to wing you? She’ll sing your praises loud and clear. Having a low self-esteem day? She’ll tell you you’re not only gorgeous, you’re fabulous. In her own words: if she’s shining, everybody’ll shine, including you.
Turning up with Lizzo will be one part lighthearted, one part bonkers, and all parts vodka shots. But know that you’ll have a talented, golden-hearted supporter that’ll have your back all night. Wear some water-proof mascara since you’ll be crying, ‘cause you love her.
If you’re looking to have the type of night where you start off with casual drinks and end up at a club at 4 AM, Rihanna’s the way to go. She’ll push you outside your comfort zone, which includes getting you to break any type of open container policy set in place.
If you’re having some type of issue, Rihanna will give it to you straight. There’s no bells and whistles—just fact. In between glasses of champagne (then cocktails, then shots), she’ll assess the cracks in your life and help pave them over with the mortar of tough love. Plus, with Rihanna around, they’ll be no scrubs sidling up to you: she’ll be sure to send off any rude boys.