Is Keanu Reeves immortal?
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Is Keanu Reeves immortal?

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Some people think Keanu Reeves is just another generic movie star whose films have grossed nearly $2 billion, but others say he is an immortal who has appeared throughout history for the past 1,300 years. The truth is out there. And it makes sense—at age 53, Keanu has barely aged. Skeptics say it's just good genetics, but then how do you explain the uncanny resemblance to Charlemagne? What do you think? 🤔

THE VOTES ARE IN!
#KeanuIsImmortal
74.1%
#KeanuIsJustADude
25.9%

According to KeanuIsImmortal.com, there are at least two known instances of Keanu masquerading as key historical figures—Charlemagne and Paul Mounet. The resemblance is not only uncanny but just look at the suspicious end to Charlemagne:

Aside from the striking resemblance, the account of the death of Charlemagne rise suspicion. First of all, he crowned his son just before dying (just like he knew he was going to "die") secondly his burial was rushed during cold weather this is a clear hint that they needed to bury a body to not rise any suspicion.

The evidence is clear. Keanu is immortal.

This is stupid. Keanu Reeves is not immortal. He's barely Canadian.

Watch this video. It is irrefutable proof that Keanu Reeves is immortal. From the dawn of time he came; moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the Gathering; when the few who remain will battle to the last. 

No one has ever known he was among us... until now.

Folks, this is a dumb debate. Keanu is not immortal. He is just an actor who single-handedly ruined "Bram Stoker's Dracula" with one of the worst movie accents of all time.

Then explain all these photos. This is a thing! KEANU IS IMMORTAL! 

Fake news.

Hmm. Dunno, people think Keanu is clearly immortal.

Goddammit, Keanu is just a dude.

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