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Characters from the Marvel Cinematic Universe are so attractive that even the computer-generated ones are lusted after. The Internet is obsessed with the thiccness of characters like Hulk and Thanos. Hulk has always been a fan favorite, but it wasn't until "Thor: Ragnarok" that moviegoers saw them cakes and fell in love. MCU fans are conflicted over their lust for Thanos, but the purple celestial is built like a brick house. So, who's the thiccest? 🍆🍑

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If you're a freak nasty, you probably have been fantasizing about Hulk's thiccness for years (or even decades). But we finally got a glimpse of them cakes in "Thor: Ragnarok." Vulture's Kyle Buchanan wrote: 

Is the Hulk butt what you might have pictured? That depends on if you were the kind of eyebrow-raising Tumblr artist who had pictured it in the first place. For the rest of us, who had this unexpected bounty dropped into our laps, I can report that the Hulk’s butt is as green as the rest of him — no Coppertone situation here. The big surprise is that the Hulk’s posterior is almost surprisingly petite, especially for a beast whose permanent stance is a posture-busting squat. Did Marvel decide that general audiences couldn’t handle an especially Hulked-out bubble butt, or is the superhero just too top-loaded with bulk for his rear to make much of an impression? Somehow, the butt they landed on is almost tasteful, straddling the line between innocent nudity and “one thicc bih” infamy.
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Y'all thirsty, hehe.

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Fans are conflicted over Thanos' thiccness because—SPOILERS!—he wiped out half of the Avengers. That said, you can't help but wonder what's underneath that armor. INSIDER's Jacob Shamsian wrote:

Thanos, the purple villain in "Avengers: Infinity War," is a polarizing character to fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Does he live up to the years-long hype? Is his plan to destroy half the universe actually right? And, most importantly, is he thicc?
Fans have been debating the last question for awhile. For those of you not in the know, "thicc" in this context basically means having attractive curves. And Thanos — played by Josh Brolin with motion capture in the movies — is definitely a big dude. He's about the size of the Hulk when he's standing. And according to Marvel comics mythology, the character was born with a deformity that made his body oversized. But he's definitely owning it.
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And y'all horny too. 

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FINAL RESULTS
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Who's the thiccest Marvel character of them all: Hulk or Thanos?
A festive crown for the winner
#HulkSuperThicc
#ThanosSuperThicc