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How are footie pajamas not cozy? They swoop in and save the day when your regular old pajamas and blankets fail to do their jobs. You know those nights, the ones where it seems like every inch of your room is out to freeze you to death? With footie pajamas, you’re totally covered (in more ways than one). 

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If you think they’re great now, wait until the fashion world accepts them as acceptable outside, daytime-wear. Then we’ll be set 

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Footie pajamas are great for infants. Beyond that, though, they were God awful. As soon as you zipped yourself into them, you could practically feel your pores preparing for a full evacuation. Within minutes, you’d be sure to be suffering from dehydration-via-sweating, begging for your mom to remove it, all for her to say, “Quit being so dramatic, it’s adorable.” And our dad is always wondering why we’re messing with the thermostat in the house. The nerve. 

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Adults who willingly go back to footie pajamas are not unlike someone that willingly dons a straitjacket. Although…do straitjackets have feet, too?

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