Would you rather ride a giant bird or a giant spider? | The Tylt
Would you rather ride a giant bird or a giant spider?
Obviously you want to ride a bird. It would be majestic. Imagine you are Frodo and you need to get to Mordor. What do you do? If you are dumb, you walk for three long-ass movies. But if you're smart, you call your eagle friends and hitch a ride.
Win for the eagles!
"Lord of the Rings" is a giant piece of bird propaganda.
Birds are ferocious. Watch this video of seven bird attacks. These are normal size birds and they go after a grizzly bear, a sloth, a giant cat and a human being. Now imagine any of these birds in giant size. Birds are predators. They are probably related to dinosaurs. Under no circumstances do you want to ride one of them.