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Would you rather ride a giant bird or a giant spider?
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Obviously you want to ride a bird. It would be majestic. Imagine you are Frodo and you need to get to Mordor. What do you do? If you are dumb, you walk for three long-ass movies. But if you're smart, you call your eagle friends and hitch a ride. 

Win for the eagles! 

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"Lord of the Rings" is a giant piece of bird propaganda.

Birds are ferocious. Watch this video of seven bird attacks. These are normal size birds and they go after a grizzly bear, a sloth, a giant cat and a human being. Now imagine any of these birds in giant size. Birds are predators. They are probably related to dinosaurs. Under no circumstances do you want to ride one of them. 

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Spiders have gotten a bad wrap. They can be very friendly and cute once you get past the initial "ick" factor. 

Handling my Phidippus Adumbratus red jumping spider that I raised from a baby. He's always loved crawling on my hands. If he had a choice between me or anything else he would climb in [sic] me.

Just imagine saddling up to a giant spider. Its large abdomen is perfectly shaped for straddling. All you need is a cowboy hat! 

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Spiders are always cute... until they stick you with venom, roll you into a sticky web, and suck out your blood. A giant spider could easily manhandle you. 

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Need we remind you that "Lord of the Rings" is just bird propaganda. It cannot be trusted! 

Trust us, ride the spider!

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