American inventor Charles Kettering once declared, "The world hates change, yet it is the only thing that has brought progress." Here we have wildly inventive flavors of a beloved snack and rather than rest on its laurels, the makers of Oreo are trying something new, something different, and of course people are freaking out. Don't be afraid. Embrace the change.
And to those who say this will ruin your childhood, just how fragile was your childhood that chicken-flavored Oreos could destroy it? Get a therapist and enjoy your cookies.
Is nothing sacred? Oreos are great as they are, simple and delicious. Chocolate wafers. Whatever the cream stuff is. Period.
Do you dunk sushi in milk? Would you pour hot sauce on your cookies? Companies think they need to keep things interesting by creating novelty flavors, but all they do is make customers feel nauseated. The world doesn't need hummus ice cream* or pineapple cheesecake Corn Nuts** and it definitely doesn't need freaky Oreos.