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Who would write a better response to your crush: Nicholas Sparks or Stephenie Meyer?

Imagine: you and your crush have miraculously exchanged digits. After some back-and-forth banter, the flirting begins, as does the sweating of your palms. You have no idea how to respond; you need help. Luckily, you have two good author friends at your disposal: One's a diehard romantic and the other a specialist in steamy vampire scenarios. Who's your partner-in-text: Nicholas Sparks or Stephanie Meyer?

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Nicholas Sparks has written a lot of books (twenty-two, to be exact). Most of them involve romantic plots served with a dash of tragedy, the kind whose movie adaptations do particularly well for both ticket and Kleenex sales. Ever hear of, “The Notebook”? No? Seriously?

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Nicholas Sparks would help you write a text that sets loose a whirlwind romance. Do you want drama? Passion? A make-out session that involves ice-cream? (Who doesn’t want that?) Then Sparks is your guy. Your impending relationship will be a tale for the ages, with many people claiming they’re not interested in it although they’re secretly watching it every time it’s on TBS. 

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Vampires were originally stuck being broody, blood-sucking metaphors for sexuality. Then Stephenie Meyer got published and they became broody, blood-sucking characters that launched a bunch of preteens into puberty. Her “Twilight” series not only aggravated and enthralled the world in equal parts, but launched the careers of several talented actors and actresses. 

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Should you choose Steph as your wing-woman, know that you’ll definitely get your main bae, but the majority of your relationship will be an extended staring contest. The bright sides include a potential love triangle involving another attractive person as well as some supernatural kinks. Choose wisely. 

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Who would write a better response to your crush: Nicholas Sparks or Stephenie Meyer?
A festive crown for the winner
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