The patron to bartender ratio is typically 500 to one. The night’s expectations are unreasonably high....all for a 10 second countdown and a stupid ball drop. For other holidays, you get presents, a turkey feast, or a fuckton of candy. But, New Year's Eve is just a costly, sloppy mishmash of d-bags and vomit-soaked toilet seats. NYE can GTFOH.
It's a big exciting countdown! It's a global celebration of a brand new year that everyone can participate in, and you get to drink champagne and maybe wear a shiny dress and kiss someone new.🍾🍾🍾 🎉🎉🎉
People haaaaaate it—many will not even venture outside because they find it so awful to be amongst drunken celebrants. As Global Grind observed,
New Year’s Eve is always severely expensive, extremely mediocre, or sadly boring – never in-between.
Nothing I dread more than New Year's Eve legit worst day ever