Is it evil to put pineapple on pizza? | The Tylt
Pineapple on pizza is more polarizing than President Trump. Fans say the sweetness of pineapple blends together perfectly with the salty, savory flavor profile of your typical pizza slice. Ever had salted caramel? Dipped fries into a milkshake? It's like that. But celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has gone on record saying pineapple does not belong on pizza—and does anyone actually want to argue with Gordon Ramsay? What do you think? 🍍🍕
Is it evil to put pineapple on pizza?
Pineapple pizza fans love the contrast between the sweet pineapple and the saltiness of ham, bathed in rich melted cheese and tomato sauce. What's not to like about that? It's an instant classic. Sweet and salty food combinations are seen the world over because they're objectively good.
Fruits are a classic accompaniment to many savory dishes, bringing out a sweetness and fullness to many meats and starches. Chefs all over the world enjoy mixing fruits into savory dishes: Applesauce on latkes, pears with pork chops, duck à l'orange, raisins in coucous royale, orange-scented Afghan rice, sweet and sour pork, prosciutto wrapped in cantaloupe, and quince jelly and cheese. I could go on, but you get the idea. Sweetness and a little tang (say, sour cream with the applesauce on latkes) are the perfect accompaniment for a main course.
Haters say pineapple pizza is a culinary abomination. Sure, sweet and salty things go well together—but pineapple and pizza does not. If that's true, why stop there? Why not watermelon pizza, or cantaloupe pizza, or some other inhuman creation? You have to draw the line somewhere. Besides, it's not as simple as throwing any sweet and salty thing together.
Why is that we feel the need to make amends to an already existing delicious, rounded doughy piece of heaven? Do we not trust our Italian buddies, who spent centuries mastering the art of pizza-making? Is their passion for food not convincing enough for us to trust that a sour, ulcer-inducing lump growing on the trees of Hawaii shouldn’t be integrated into the pizza topping family?