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If you can fold a fitted sheet, are you a witch?

Folding sheets is generally a two-person job, but with a basic flat sheet, even a single person can manage it. Fitted sheets are another matter entirely. For many people, attempts to fold space and time would be easier than folding a fitted sheet, making it seem like a supernatural feat to end up with more than a cloth wad. Other people, though, end up with neat squares whether folding flat or fitted sheets. Are they witches? 

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For many of us, it’s hard enough to get a fitted sheet on a bed, let alone fold one. Every time you get one corner secured, another comes loose. And another. It’s like trying to eat fog with chainmail chopsticks. But this is nothing compared to the sheer malevolence of attempting to control these torturous negations of Euclidean geometry.

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Even Martha Stewart struggles with fitted sheets. If you have any questions, feel free to reread the previous sentence. 

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It’s not a mystical art. It’s just a matter of aligning the sewn corners correctly, and slipping one within another, or folding it on the ground, in thirds first. Yes, it’s challenging but not impossible. No one who can fold a fitted sheet sold his or her soul at the crossroads at midnight. Or if they did, that’s purely coincidental.

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This nice lady is skilled, and clearly not in league with dark powers.

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FINAL RESULTS
Culture
If you can fold a fitted sheet, are you a witch?
#EvilSheets
A festive crown for the winner
#DomesticGeometry
Use your powers for good.
Buy it here