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For many of us, it’s hard enough to get a fitted sheet on a bed, let alone fold one. Every time you get one corner secured, another comes loose. And another. It’s like trying to eat fog with chainmail chopsticks. But this is nothing compared to the sheer malevolence of attempting to control these torturous negations of Euclidean geometry.

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Even Martha Stewart struggles with fitted sheets. If you have any questions, feel free to reread the previous sentence. 

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It’s not a mystical art. It’s just a matter of aligning the sewn corners correctly, and slipping one within another, or folding it on the ground, in thirds first. Yes, it’s challenging but not impossible. No one who can fold a fitted sheet sold his or her soul at the crossroads at midnight. Or if they did, that’s purely coincidental.

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This nice lady is skilled, and clearly not in league with dark powers.

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If you can fold a fitted sheet, are you a witch?
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