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How do you eat your Oreos: all at once or separated?

There are few issues that truly rile people up. Topics high in terms of enragement are the environment, religion, politics, and the proper way of eating Oreos. Do you finish it all at once? Do you split, dunk, then consume? What's the right way of snacking on Oreos, anyway? 

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Food is food is food; there’s no written law on how best to eat something. Those who say otherwise are trying to elevate themselves over plebeians that dare to eat Domino’s. How one eats Oreos is one’s business. 

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Some within the Oreo community believe separating the cookie prior to eating it is a sign of immaturity. Only children would play with their source of nourishment and ruin well-prepared foodstuffs. 

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There’s harmony in a snack that’s complete; splitting a perfectly good Oreo is a disgrace to the Nabisco name. As Abraham Lincoln said, a cookie divided cannot satisfy. 

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There is a set tradition when it comes to eating Oreo cookies. Everyone knows it: you separate both parts, lick the icing and may choose to dunk each half into milk before finishing it all off. Disregarding this act is sacrilegious. 

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Those who eat Oreos all at once are a suspect crowd. They’re in the same category as people who drive slowly in the left lane—untrustworthy, with questionable life decisions. 

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Separating an Oreo before you eat it is just how it’s done. Even children know this, arguably before they even learn basic math. 

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Culture
How do you eat your Oreos: all at once or separated?
A festive crown for the winner
#EatOreosAllAtOnce
#SeparateOreosFirst